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    Re: Ewww!!!!

    I didnt say anyone made the determination....I just dont joke around about it...for some reason sex jokes about animals doesnt make me laugh...sorry

    I admit, I should of passed the thread and not said anything...but I already posted it and cant take it back.....
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    Re: Ewww!!!!

    I want to know why they dont make you laugh? Like is it gross? Its all natural...

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    Re: Ewww!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by TheAudOne
    :::covers eyes::::


    For guys it could be " I showed my snake on Ball Python.net"
    well here's one post you made in your "my wife's rack" thread... (this is post #30)

    but i guess that wasn't a sexual joke to you?
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    Re: Ewww!!!!

    The word snake was being used instead of the correct term for a guys "member"

    Maybe I should explain....I dont make jokes about Animals, children or the elderly being sexual in nature toward me or anyone else...I dont find it interesting that they thought there snake was having sex with them, and then went on to post the details of the event....I dont find it interesting I find it disturbing....anyone who can keep a straight face while making a sexual joke about the above...well....isnt someone I want to know....
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    Re: Ewww!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by TheAudOne
    The word snake was being used instead of the correct term for a guys "member"

    Maybe I should explain....I dont make jokes about Animals, children or the elderly being sexual in nature toward me or anyone else...I dont find it interesting that they thought there snake was having sex with them, and then went on to post the details of the event....I dont find it interesting I find it disturbing....anyone who can keep a straight face while making a sexual joke about the above...well....isnt someone I want to know....
    I don't see the difference. Humor is humor in my book whether its PC or not.

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    Re: Ewww!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by TheAudOne
    The word snake was being used instead of the correct term for a guys "member"

    Maybe I should explain....I dont make jokes about Animals, children or the elderly being sexual in nature toward me or anyone else...I dont find it interesting that they thought there snake was having sex with them, and then went on to post the details of the event....I dont find it interesting I find it disturbing....anyone who can keep a straight face while making a sexual joke about the above...well....isnt someone I want to know....

    really? honestly? :eek:

    wow, i'm totally surprised you are as active on this forum as you are then... cause from what i've read over the last year... the jokes are very fluid and they know no bounds.

    it makes the forum fun to read (and participate in). i guess we'll be seeing a new subdued aud from here on?

    and... i don't know if you can see my face... but it's not straight!
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    Re: Ewww!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by recycling goddess
    really? honestly? :eek:

    wow, i'm totally surprised you are as active on this forum as you are then... cause from what i've read over the last year... the jokes are very fluid and they know no bounds.

    it makes the forum fun to read (and participate in). i guess we'll be seeing a new subdued aud from here on?

    and... i don't know if you can see my face... but it's not straight!
    Heh. Put that in your smoke and pipe it!!

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    Re: Ewww!!!!

    Well it may seem hypocritical to some that I make sexual jokes about some stuff and other area's are off limits for me...I guess unless you really know me then you wouldnt know why.....but instead of thinking that over...I get sort of called out on the fact....I would just read my post and think "okay....she has standards...." double standards to some that have been posting after me...if somewhere in my post's I came off as a hypocrite then I apologize for how it was read.
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    Re: Ewww!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by stangs13
    Heh. Put that in your smoke and pipe it!!
    And yes, I will fly all the way out to Texas and smack you....
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    Re: Ewww!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by TheAudOne
    Well it may seem hypocritical to some that I make sexual jokes about some stuff and other area's are off limits for me...I guess unless you really know me then you wouldnt know why.....but instead of thinking that over...I get sort of called out on the fact....I would just read my post and think "okay....she has standards...." double standards to some that have been posting after me...if somewhere in my post's I came off as a hypocrite then I apologize for how it was read.
    well, as you said in an earlier post... perhaps you should have passed this thread by...

    and don't worry, when you make your next joke on here... no one is going to bold, highlight and add a flashing neon sign to it to point out that you can and will make a joke just like the rest of us deviants. we'll just laugh... with you, not at you
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